Patrol Officer
All by the book, of course.
NPC
Did you know it stands for Non-Playable Character? Now you do.
Youthingwrong—youthinkwrong—you
I found a bug in Max Payne 2. Going through that doorway always triggers his taunt line.
The Universe Intervened
Joke’s on the game. I got an interesting video out of that.
The Invincible Lycan
He was indeed fine. Not me, though. I got my circuits ripped out.
Smooth Criminal
I didn’t expect such a dumb, obvious plan to work as well as it did.
Never Saw It Coming
Okay, he didn’t see it coming, but he did have a good counter…until I gutted him.
Max Payne Redemption
Automatic weapons make Red Dead wayyy more satisfying to play. Too bad they’re overpowered.
Just Like the Real Police!
They’ll be alright. The lawmen, I mean. Civilians are expendable.
I Am the Lord of Hellfire
One of my favorite things to do in Max Payne 2 back when I was a kid.
Horse Down
Don’t bring your horse to gunfights if you don’t want buckshot in its neck. It’s common knowledge.