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Zip Zap Zoom
Most of them got off easy with my stun gun. A few rude ones needed to die the hard way.
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Viable Playstyle
Many call The Lamp ineffective. We all know that’s not the truth.
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Lamp Morgue
In a dark, zombie-filled morgue, The Lamp lights the way.
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Lamp God
Quick thinking, quick lamping wins the day.
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Back For Blood
weed panda makes his grand appearance at the NMRiH 2 v1.0 release.
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Patrol Officer
All by the book, of course.
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Butcher
The hardest fight in the game: a mutated gardener…
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Get ‘im Boys
Capital punishment for spreading his beliefs in the colony. We don’t do that here.
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Everyone Hates weed panda
I’ve never met these people before in my life. Seriously.
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Team Meeting
To be fair, you ought to give a guy time to roll a joint.
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Right on Time
I know my stuff.
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Boat Party
Really weird.
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I Hate Kids
I would’ve made it if the hacker didn’t ruin it.
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Infected weed panda
Sometimes, I prefer to have my teammates take me out.
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Mutually Assured Destruction
I’ll gladly blow myself up if it means killing zombie brats.
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Dumb Luck
It all usually just works out in the end.
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Follow Me
Who knows. Maybe we’ll be able to cure them.
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Youthingwrong—youthinkwrong—you
I found a bug in Max Payne 2. Going through that doorway always triggers his taunt line.
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Vintage Katamari
Strongest legs in the Old West.
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Vengeance
The town had it coming for betraying our gang.
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Trash Blaster
It’s about time those useless things picked on the trash zeds.
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This is Too Hard…I Quit!
For some unexplained reason, that big car battery won’t magically phase through thick steel. How odd.
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The Universe Intervened
Joke’s on the game. I got an interesting video out of that.
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The Invincible Lycan
He was indeed fine. Not me, though. I got my circuits ripped out.
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The High Doctor
It’s pretty hard to focus on keeping everyone healed while you’re lit. But I got it done.
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Sucks for Patty
Bad programming: 1 | Patriarch: 0
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Smooth Criminal
I didn’t expect such a dumb, obvious plan to work as well as it did.
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Perfectly Balanced
One of those 1-in-a-million occurrences. Good thing I always record my games.
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Nuisance
It’s just what I’m best at.
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Nice Day We’re Havin’
I’ll always love Valentine and its rooftop workers.
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Never Saw It Coming
Okay, he didn’t see it coming, but he did have a good counter…until I gutted him.
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My Bad, I Guess
I’ll take my praise back, then. Jerks.
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Max Payne Redemption
Automatic weapons make Red Dead wayyy more satisfying to play. Too bad they’re overpowered.
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Lemme Crack Your Neck
The game is actually this easy.
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Just Like the Real Police!
They’ll be alright. The lawmen, I mean. Civilians are expendable.
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I’ll Die a Hero
I gave my last to those rabid bastards.
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I Played Myself
I didn’t know TNT’s reach was that fucking far.
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I Am the Lord of Hellfire
One of my favorite things to do in Max Payne 2 back when I was a kid.
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Horse Down
Don’t bring your horse to gunfights if you don’t want buckshot in its neck. It’s common knowledge.
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Heads Full of Sunshine
Bobble Zeds + shotguns is neat.
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He Needs a Back-Scratch
Those are some flexible joints.
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Hanging On for Dear Life
I probably could’ve vaulted over the railing, but I didn’t want to risk it.
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Get the Fuck out of My Face
The Ice Fang’s good for bitch-smacking trash across the map, at least.
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Get Burnt
He had it coming for always being a bitch.
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Flesherpound
A funny glitch I found in the last Saints Row. You can loop emotes and execute enemies at the same time.
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Evil racooms
In my defense, those kids were raiders — perfectly valid targets. Blame their parents for bringing them along as cannon fodder.
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Ever See a Flying Horse?
Makes me wonder if I could’ve survived that somehow.
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Dam That’s Far Down…
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Bloat Rocket
Always fun to see the game’s physics glitch out.
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Betrayal
I didn’t want to go out like that.
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Battle of the Giants
That was entertaining to watch. I love seeing Husk suicide bombs.
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Bad weed panda
I love to maul.