I’ll Die a Hero
I gave my last to those rabid bastards.
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I Am the Lord of Hellfire
One of my favorite things to do in Max Payne 2 back when I was a kid.
Horse Down
Don’t bring your horse to gunfights if you don’t want buckshot in its neck. It’s common knowledge.
Evil racooms
In my defense, those kids were raiders — perfectly valid targets. Blame their parents for bringing them along as cannon fodder.
Ever See a Flying Horse?
Makes me wonder if I could’ve survived that somehow.
Hungry racoom
racooms can and will eat humans alive to survive. They’re opportunistic. See how she stole his Medkit in a split-second?
weed panda’s Last Stand
I’m honestly surprised that worked out…until I died.
You Blew It!
Everyone remembers their first time breaking their legs and drowning on Boardwalk. I do.
Get Off My Hill!
How I managed to get 3 KO’s as a low-level is beyond me. Trash players.