Murderous weed panda
I had to do it. The worm in my brain told me to kill them.
players dying
We lost another one, sarge!
You’re Not Coming With Us
I had to stop him from hurting himself by throwing a machete into his torso.
Someone Call Maintenance
I’d like to know what happened there. Either way, I’m really glad I was recording.
What Are You Doing…?
There’s no real excuse. All they had to do was go straight.
Knock-out!
It’s usually quite hard to crack a survivor’s skull open with your fist.
The Watermelon Avenger
That watermelon had a future with us, and that asshole killed it!
How the Cookie Crumbles
It’s not my fault they didn’t remember the obvious runner trap.